My bladder and my cat woke me up, particularly when my cat stepped on my bladder. Guess I should get up and do something--dang.

What is this fresh hell, Facebook? Now comments come up in some kind of pop-up window that naturally doesn't work properly? Why???

http://ping.fm/TY4X9 Declaw Hall of Shame. DO NOT PATRONIZE THESE VETERINARIANS! They promote this barbaric practice.

http://ping.fm/4pWCg Please do not declaw your cat. Read here to find out why.

Check out Mastodon – Iron Tusk http://t.co/W7APIp5 via @lastfm Saw these guys open for Iron Maiden a few years ago. Very cool people.

Check out The Ocean – The First Commandment Of The Luminaries http://t.co/5bQ2sgx via @lastfm

Check out The Contortionist – Exoplanet I: Egress http://t.co/hAr1m1q via @lastfm

Check out Animals as Leaders – Tempting Time http://t.co/LLPNK6C via @lastfm

Check out Thomas Giles – Reject Falicon http://t.co/Y0K4zi0 via @lastfm

Now it's time to temporarily say goodbye to all my company and get ready to ease on down the road to work. Hopefully will be a dull night.

Does anyone else loathe docx files with a passion? What is the purpose of this damn format change! Hate when I accidentally save in docx.

Amazed at how many, many, many unwanted animals there are. Do people not understand SPAY AND NEUTER?

Is being stomped on, spindled, mutilated, and folded by a fluffy black monster.

I love my cats but honestly, some of them are such clods!

I am now going to try to write. Was too anxious last night, it didn't fly. Maybe I can get off the ground today!

HATE how these shelters often don't release info on the animals to be PTS until the last minute. How do they expect them to have a chance?

Fortunately tonight there were some leftovers in the kitchen @ work. Spinach, grape tomatoes, parmesan cheese, caesar dressing. Ahhhh!

Craving pickles without ice cream probably means that my thyroid gland is an evil asshole.

Has anyone else noticed that most classic rock stations have animal names? In this neck of the woods we have Fox, Wolf, and Bear.

http://ping.fm/ceSq0 This may be worth a shot. It's sponsored by KIOT radio station in Albuquerque.

BP 131/79 just in case anyone was interested. Norvasc has worked quite well with only minor side effects. Gotta keep the BP in check ya know

Off for now, will likely be back on later if I have downtime tonight. (crossing fingers)

http://ping.fm/FpuWN That's no asteroid--it's just Death Cheese!

http://ping.fm/EAWoX Stepford Kimmy's getting Married! Oh, jolly jolly joy!

I think Twitter weeded out a lot of these but it still baffles me when these gals follow me when I've never shown any interest in such.

Dear webcam models nothing personal but I'm not gonna follow you. I'm not interested in your "hot" photos & find tweets about them boring.

All the pics of healthy animals PTS today @ shelters are really depressing me. SPAY AND NEUTER GOD DAMN IT! Support capture/neuter/release.

http://ping.fm/tMaTH Warning: does not contain 'splosions!

http://ping.fm/KaUkQ Our Gang's friendly Petey was a pit bull.

Have decided to delay working on my story for a while and help @wandapsycho work on hers instead. She has a deadline.

http://ping.fm/g7du3 Nice going, New York!

Is it skin cancer? 38 photos that could save your life http://t.co/rpHome1 via @cbsnews It's not pretty but it's good information!

And now for some fun on wheels! 50 outrageous cars http://t.co/Req9esd via @cbsnews

Yum - or yuck? 19 freakish fried foods http://t.co/emxg2XJ via @cbsnews I must ask, how in the monkey hell do you fry Kool Aid???

http://ping.fm/RR7EB Wow--that's messed up. Poor woman.

Sometimes you just have to say "fuck it."

Crap--I swear this poor story of mine is cursed! I thought I'd uploaded the most recent copy from home to the remote server--fail! Shit.

Check out Laura Stevenson and The Cans – It Ceases to Be "Whining" if You're Still "Shitting Blood" http://t.co/u3EK86s via @lastfm

Check out The Ergs! – Rod Argent http://t.co/spQwXFg via @lastfm Infectious beat, fun melody.

Good luck @Astro_Ferg. Sounds great! I dreamed of being an astronaut as a child but repeated ear infections kinda put the kibosh on it.

Howcome I never realized when I was younger just how psychologically abusive Sam and Diane's relationship was on Cheers. classictv reruns

http://ping.fm/u8iUI This dude is my newest hero!

http://ping.fm/ZOoTa Companies that still test on animals

http://ping.fm/q7MZJ Please encourage Turkish law enforcement to incarcerate this twisted girl.

http://ping.fm/SAmGX Here's a fun review for you fans of exploitation cinema!

http://ping.fm/uKVQi Just three words, People: BOOTY CALL NINJAS!

Shit is just too hard sometimes.

Dear Carrie Fisher, skinny and pretty do not necessarily equate. Yes there are pretty slim people but there are also pretty plus size ones.

http://ping.fm/OLmXX Both of these slags could take a rocket ship to the sun for all I care.

http://ping.fm/zZots Cool watermelon recipes

http://ping.fm/pBokY Way way waaaay too much age difference.

http://ping.fm/v2gco For the Prince Harry fans.

Hey Everyone..FYI the 'add the Facebook 'dislike' button' message going around is a scam/virus. DONT open it!

Is going to try to sleep. Curse you insomnia and messed up sleep schedule!

Off to get food--don't know that it will be German, but at this point my stomach is feeling pretty open-minded about any kind of food!

After spending a good hour of my writing time describing a couple's hardy pig-out at Oktoberfest in Munich, I'm damn hungry for German food!

http://ping.fm/kfjgO I have found a cheese that even I would never eat--and I love even the smelliest cheeses!

The only thing you ever truly own is yourself. Everything else is like beer: you really only rent it. ~Mystery Man

"Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you." ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 5

http://ping.fm/rNoXF For those who need to know about Arkham and surrounding areas. Iä!

Dear Hallmark Channel: BARF! Fell asleep watching the Golden Girls and woke up with some sappy movie on.

Wonder why when they reduced the fat in these crackers they added an xtra helping of Suck. Didn't realize they were reduced fat when bought.

http://ping.fm/6O2Nk A unique greeting for all the fathers!

http://ping.fm/nvT99 Sick.

http://ping.fm/eiP56 Scandal.

Sad--Clarence Clemons passed away today.

http://ping.fm/mMozJ WTF Denmark?!

http://ping.fm/PeftC A rollicking discussion about public toilets at Cracked.com!

Will be glad when father's day advertising is gone. At this point pretty much feel like nose is being rubbed in the fact that mine is gone.

Check out Sambo Joe – Perverse Purring (feat. Brecky) http://t.co/2RvLpnN via @lastfm

Check out Tragic Twinz – No One Can Save You http://t.co/TWCbjr1 via @lastfm

Hey boys and girls! Check out Count Fuckula – Untitled http://t.co/GjV5aV3 via @lastfm

Although I would never have it done, I do understand the temptation to get cats declawed! My arms and legs are often pin cushions for claws.

RT @your_say To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish. ~ Chinese Proverb quote

http://ping.fm/mRcbp Don Lemon rules--and so does @hitdanback!

Don't know why I didn't think of this b4. Moved my Musicians folder into my Pics folder. Was a pain to pop out of Pics for Musician pics.

http://ping.fm/ZCMC4 Pretty fucked up.

My son adopted 2 cats from the Boulder Valley Humane Society today. One is a shy little long-haired tortie the other is a big friendly tabby

Tara the cat is home! A little unsettled and she and her housemates will have to readjust to each other but it probably won't take long.

Must hurry and cover the legs--here comes friendly Mr. Fluffy Tail with his sharp feet primed for kneading tender flesh!

It took me 1 second to judge this. Can you do better? - http://ping.fm/PQOb9 BanLiveExport

http://ping.fm/1WZfO In case you need to give someone a rabies vaccine. I swear, I stumble across weird stuff!