Baby, I Didn't Like the Birthday Present

As someone who lives with chronic pain, I guess I've never been able to understand the massage as sexual, only therapeutic. Of course I've also never gone any closer to one of the "happy ending" massage places than to drive by one on my way downtown. I also prefer to have a female massage therapist because as a straight female then there are no chances of sexual connotations for me--unless I knew the guy was gay. Then it wouldn't bother me to have a strange man see me naked.

Hell, next time you can give your massage session to me. I haven't been able to afford one in several years and I really could use one.
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