Gore Porn

I always feel like something of a pariah because I'm one of the few horror fans that really doesn't like a lot of gore and tends to get annoyed with the seeming necessity of having tits and ass everywhere. I find it obtrusive. If there is actual reason for it in a story, fine, but I find that more often than not the gore and boobs are there to cover up the fact that there IS no story. Which in my view makes a movie gore porn and not horror. I like something that scares me on a deeper level, not something that just makes me go "ew."

Spot the Douchebag

Playboy Golf Scramble: Spot the Douchebags! - The Sexist - Washington City Paper http://ping.fm/ifiL9
Here's my favorite comment:
After a while, the party assumed a rather bizarre vibe – kind of like what would happen if your alcoholic uncle came to visit you in college and proceeded to hit on all the hot females in the hall of your dorm. 

This is my other favorite quote:

I prefer to think of “douche” as a word that began as a bullshit procedure to neutralize my naturally “unclean” vagina, that can now be applied to other things that women may want to think twice about putting in their own vaginas.