Pot vs. Meth

RT @relatablenotes "I love Eminem" "The candy?" "No, the rapper" "What's so cool about M&M wrappers?"
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Heaven and Hell

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by the Swiss. 

Hell is where the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the police are German, and everything is organized by the Italians.  

(Disclaimer: Gordon Ramsay is actually a very good cook. But the picture was so fitting!)

Mental Illness: The Good Side!

This was a response to an article on Cracked, a 'zine which takes otherwise horrific topics and makes them fun.

This explains a lot about religion, and also convinces me that I should go down in history as amazing. I have OCD, bipolar disorder (which contributes to insane levels of creativity during the hypomanic phase,) borderline personality disorder (works great for acting, which, unfortunately, I haven't been able to do in about 20 years due to my schedule at work,) and panic disorder. Okay, I haven't figured out any benefit to the panic disorder, but the others actually have a positive side. Now start worshiping my mad genius. 

 

I didn't mention this in my comment, but the down side to all of these disorders is that they tend to make me easily distracted from what's really important, so sometimes I have trouble completing tasks, especially if I'm not really interested in them. I'm having a hell of a time with this damn microbiology course, for instance. The subject matter is interesting, but I hate the way the class is set up. I don't do well with hard deadlines. Its stressing me out big time.