The Female Condom, For "Men With Huge Penises" - The Sexist - Washington City Paper http://ping.fm/sLbfK

My Dog's Daze: Happy Birthday Icy -- 17 http://ping.fm/iuPAu

hungry

I'm hungry but don't even feel motivated to get up and get myself some food. Things are much too discouraging right now. I hate this fucking nursing program and hate it even worse now that I was attacked by the program director for one very minor indiscretion. If the issue had led to compromised patient care it would be one thing but it didn't. I have been trying so hard. I hate this shit. I wish I was dead.

Baby, I Didn't Like the Birthday Present

As someone who lives with chronic pain, I guess I've never been able to understand the massage as sexual, only therapeutic. Of course I've also never gone any closer to one of the "happy ending" massage places than to drive by one on my way downtown. I also prefer to have a female massage therapist because as a straight female then there are no chances of sexual connotations for me--unless I knew the guy was gay. Then it wouldn't bother me to have a strange man see me naked.

Hell, next time you can give your massage session to me. I haven't been able to afford one in several years and I really could use one.
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Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine: Dry Country http://ping.fm/EwPKH

http://ping.fm/JqCvZ Looks like fun--horror fans come participate!

http://ping.fm/ismqO Burning a candle can be quite soothing.