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Horror Blogger's Meme

I am not a horror blogger. My blog being horrible does not make me one. But I love horror and I love memes. So I'm doing this one which was created by Pax Romano of Billy Loves Stu, who is a very cool person and is a horror blogger. His blog is not horrible. He describes his meme thusly:

"a Meme for horror bloggers to complete so that the next time someone stumbles across the electronic journal of a burgeoning Pauline Kael, or Stephen King-wanna-be; the reader might get a better idea of where this bloody blogger is coming from."

Well, I am kind of a Stephen King wannabe. But I am not (I repeat) a horror blogger. I hope no actual horror bloggers take exception to a usurper such as myself enjoying this. For the most part, horror bloggers are cool people. But unfortunately there are some who are elitist snobs who seem to have the attitude that only certain select individuals are good enough to join their amazing secret society. If one of them happens upon this and gets upset because I am not a true horror blogger, too fucking bad. May they not be one of the first to be eaten by Cthulhu when the stars are right.

Everyone knows, after all, that its best to be eaten first.

Here is the meme.

1: In Ten Words or Less, Describe Your Blog:

A steaming pile of crap spewed by a certified psycho.

2: During What Cinematic Era Where you Born?

                                            A: The Classic Horror Era (late 30's to 40's)

                                            B: The Atomic Monster/Nuclear Angst Era (the late 40's through 50's)

                                            C: The Psycho Era ( Early 60's)

                                            D: The Rosemary's Baby Era (Mid to Late 60's)

                                            E: The Exorcism Era (Early to mid 70's)

                                            F: The Halloween Era (Late 70's to Early 80's)

                                            G: The Slasher Era (Mid to late 80's)

                                            H: The Self Referential/Post Modern Era (1990 to 1999) 

 The Rosemary's Baby/Viet Nam era. I was born in 1965.

                                    

3: The Carrie Compatibility Question:

                                           (gay men and straight women - make your choice from section A)

                                           A: Billy Nolan or Tommy Ross, who would you take to the prom?

                                           (straight guys and lesbians - make your choice from section B)

                                           B: Sue Snell or Chris Hargensen, who would you take to the prom?

Tommy Ross. He's a nicer guy.

4: You have been given an ungodly amount of money, and total control of a major motion picture studio - what would your dream Horror project be?

to turn my own writing into film--duh!

5: What horror film "franchise" that others have embraced, left you cold?

Twatlight! 

Need I say more?

6:  Is Michael Bay the Antichrist?

Maybe not the Antichrist but he does seem the antithesis to a movie that is based on anything but a desire to earn money.

7: Dracula, The Wolf Man, The Frankenstein Monster - which one of these classic villains scares you, and why?

The Wolf Man. I'm afraid of big dogs. Seriously.

8: Tell me about a scene from a NON HORROR Film that scares the crap out of you:

At my advanced age, its embarrassing to admit that I'm afraid of being in pitch darkness. I'm also claustrophobic. And I'm afraid of suffocation. The scene in Titanic where Rose and Jack are trying to save that kid and they go below decks and the water is pouring in. I keep thinking how dark it would be if the lights go out, and to be trapped in the tight corridor with the water pouring in--GAAAAHHHH! I am never going on a motherfuckin' boat! Besides, I get seasick.

9: Baby Jane Hudson invites you over to her house for lunch.  What do you bring?

A nice bottle of wine and some GHB to lace it with. Not because I want to molest her, but because while she's whacked out on GHB, I'd rescue Blanche.

10: So, between you and me, do you have any ulterior motives for blogging?  Come, on you can tell me, it will be our little secret, I won't tell a soul. 

Mostly to blow off steam and get out some of the shit that's on my mind that I don't have a therapist for right now. But shamefully, it's also because I'm a very lonely person who tends to be misunderstood and though the hope has mostly died, I feel that somewhere out there, there may just be someone who gets where I'm coming from and would actually want to be my friend. Not just a superficial friend but a real one.

11: What would you have brought to Rosemary Woodhouse's baby shower?

Hoofmaker salve maybe. It's best for man and beast.

12: Godzilla vs The Cloverfield Monster, who wins?

Godzira! Godzira! Godzira!

13: If you found out that Rob Zombie was reading your blog, what would you post in hopes that he read it?

Rob, you rule! Well, I've never seen your films but your music rules. And your artwork rules. If I ever get to make a film, I want you to make the sound track. I love you!

14: What is your favorite NON HORROR FILM, and why?

There are a lot of them, just like there are a lot of horror films. I can't really pick a favorite.

15: If blogging technology did not exist, what would you be doing?

Writing my shitty opinions in a journal and trying to get magazines to publish my shit that wasn't just worthless spewing.

What's your Personality?

You Are the Honest One

You are very open and honest. You have nothing to hide, and you have no problem telling very personal stories. You may give people a little too much information, but you figure that's their problem, not yours. You don't always tell others what you think of them, but if they ask you, you'll tell them the real deal. People either love you or hate you, and you're okay with that. You just want to know how they really feel.

What's Your Personality Like?

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Psycho Weather Forecast

You Are a Cirrus Cloud

You're a bit mysterious and reserved. You mostly keep to yourself and do your own thing. Some people may even consider you allusive. You're hard to track down at times. People who know you find you to be very transparent. It's always easy to tell what you're thinking about. You tend to drift more than most people. You're always trying out new ideas, friends, and even personalities.

What Kind of Cloud Are You?

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

I found this on Thom's Blog. Thom is a happy, friendly person. He has a lot of visitors and deservedly so. People like me, who are depressed most of the time, tend to be shunned. Well, that is what is. But what most people don't understand is that people like me really do appreciate kindness, even if we can't express ourselves very well about it. It is a vicious cycle.

How Do You See Yourself?

You Take Yourself Seriously

You see yourself as a thoughtful and introspective person. You are very intelligent. You think other people see you as kind, gentle, and cooperative. You try to be helpful. You want to see yourself as ingenious and clever. You'd like to be a quicker thinker. You identify as a compassionate and accepting person. You pride yourself on being forgiving.

Who Are You to Yourself?

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!