Plastic Kimmy Speaks Out About Botox

Kim Kardashian Kontradicts Herself Repeatedly in statements regarding her repeated Botox Use.

She looks like a Stepford wife and has the plastic personality to match. At 45, I've never had Botox and never will. Hello--it's a deadly bacteria, people! It causes paralysis of the muscles affected by it, which is why people who have had it end up with a perpetually surprised expression on their faces. Thanks anyway, I'd rather be able to show emotion.

I work in a retirement community and one of our residents with Parkinson's disease had Botox injected into her shoulder area to relieve muscle spasms. It ended up paralyzing her windpipe and she nearly died. This substance is not an innocuous little beauty cream. May I repeat, it is a deadly bacteria with the power to paralyze both smooth and skeletal muscle. Just sayin'.

For a crappy time...

What the hell is the appeal of shows like "The Real World, Bumfuck, USA." How is the glorification of a bunch of self-centered attention whores at all interesting?

This was my response to a post by Amanda Hess on her blog "The Sexist."

Andrew is super duper uber creepy. He seems the kind of fellow that would place a hidden camera in a toilet in the women's bathroom.
I don't watch this show but I saw your other post about his stupid cartoons. Yuck!
I hate shows like this one. I think I'd have a better time hanging out in a monastery. Self centered twits like these make me think that an asteroid hitting the planet could only be a good thing.