The Wizard of Oz: Not a Good Matchmaker

Porn Star Action Figures

Chuck of Zombies Don't Run suggested that these anatomically correct porn star action figures could be used to have the infamous "Birds and Bees" talk with your kid. Which is a pretty good idea except I had one question, because they seemed to only be made in female versions.

Do they have dude ones? Because unless you're going to give the "birds and bees" talk about women who reproduce the way those lizards that can fertilize their eggs without the assistance of a male do, it's gonna be kind of awkward to explain how the woman has her offspring. Unless the Virgin Mary is looking a lot spicier than she did in the bible stories I read!